Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
CJ, Pickett, Chris Romero, Armani, and Aaron Romero
Thursday, September 10, 2009
1. Everyone who makes more money than a teacher will be forced to wear a dinosaur costume to work with the following exceptions- soccer and hockey players. The idea of people playing every other sport dressed as a Big Foot or Sharp Tooth is too awesome.
2. A new national anthem will be written and preformed by the Wu-Tang Clan. It will be nothing to fuck with.
3. The budget will be rearranged so that the amount we spend on the military will be switched with how much the US National Soccer Team gets.
4. Public Transportation will now consist of a hybrid bus/tank that is allowed to run over all cars on the road. It will be free and have a bike rack.
5. Dance parties will be outlawed.
6. The price of all public performances of music and art will be capped at $5. Fugazi will be in charge of enforcing this law.
7. Water fountains will now only shoot out coffee.
8. PBR will come only in 40 oz.
9. Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly will be encased in bronze and shot into space. Their egos will not survive.
10. The faces of Mount Rushmore will be changed to the Blue Man Group.
11. A shrine, aka the Lincoln Monument and the Jefferson Monument, shall be changed to George Carlin and Patton Oswalt Monuments. Respectively.
Anyone who objects to the new laws of RADicalism will be placed into camps where they will be fed well and forced to listen to Black Flag until they get how badass we are as Supreme Rulerz.
Got an Amendment? Add it.
Monday, August 3, 2009
Holy shit, right? I thought you guys stood a good chance against Italy in the first half before everything broke down at the beginning of the second half. (BTW, FUCK YOU, Giuseppe Rossi! You were born in America, asshole. DPD has you marked as a dead man.) But that game against Brazil, dudes. Ouch. Its excusable to lose 3-0 to Brazil, but you have to go out and try to win the game. DaMarcus Beasley, you done fucked up. Here, lets watch how you gift Brazil on their second goal.
You're too old now, man. Make room for better, younger players.
Then came the 3 best games I have see the US Team play since the 2002 World Cup. You beat the pants off of an Egypt team that had been on a roll. I mean, the beat Italy the game before. Fuck! Great job! Then you upset the top team in the world. Spain hadn't lost in 35 games. That includes victories over Germany in the Euro 2008 Final. Shit yeah! Awesome, bra! You guys worked your ass off to get us to the first FIFA Final the US Mens team has ever been in. EVER. Sick. If we lived anywhere else, we'd of all flipped cars and burned everything down in celebration. As it was, we had to deal with that dipshit Jim Rome talking about how no one cares. Death to America.
In that final rematch, you guys made DPD proud. It was heartbreaking to see that final Goal by Lucio. And Clint Dempsey, we all teared up with you as you accepted the Bronze Boat for being the 3rd best player in the Tourny. You rule, man. Keep scoring big goals against Chelsea and you might win the Most Valuable Dude trophy at the end of the year. Great job guys.
I would talk about the Gold Cup, but who gives a shit. Aside from Stuart Holden, the US B and C teams looked pretty weak. Enjoy the win Mexico, because they're coming back for ya with the big dawgs. w00f w00f.
August 12th, in Mexico City at Azteca Stadium, Mexico will finally lose to the USA in Mexico. I'm viewing the performance of the US team in this game as the measuring stick for how far the US has come this summer. Are we still going to be unoraganize and pathetic for the first 15 minutes of each half? Are we still going to play like a bunch of 10 year olds that just got dropped off by their mom at practice when they play outside the US? Hopefully, you've all matured enough as a team and individual players to make all of us at Dudes Punching Dudes proud. Kick some ass, dudes.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Point being, we have a fuckin RV and a Blue Hole 2 hours away. Sign up for our next outing to The Blue Hole today! We're going on Thursday.
Here's some pictures, fuckers.
The view from the "David Maron Memorial Jump"
Fat kid approved! What are you waiting for? Sign up today!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
CeejEngine, Armani Punk Rock Coalition.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
p.s. christine, i haven't forgotten to finish your tattoo.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
oh, so we're also going to start a drunk punk soccer league for random nights and sundays. find us and play.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Name: Resin and Coffee aka Armani
Duties: Making pots of coffee, working at Cliffs, scraping the shit out of every pipe
Quote: "If we get pulled over, I'm 12 and this thing is full of MicroMachines"
Armani is looked up to by all DuDads
Name: AssJoose aka AJ
Duties: Being pretentious, stick and poke tattoos, waking up drunk
Quote: "I WIN!"
AJ punches dudes and asks no quarter in return.
Name: Rom-err-oh aka Chris
Duties: Extreme Bocce Ball, Waking up at 1 in the afternoon, Buying weed with checks
Quote: "Ya caught me."
Chris Rom-err-oh's come from a strong family of party dudes. They are known to not fuck around.
Name: Furious sMyles aka Myles
Duties: Finding weed, down to do anything, getting sloshed and drumming
Quote: "I don't give a fuck."
Myles comes from the Westside. Don't let that fool ya.
Name: Pickett. The steamed one.
Duties: Showing up at inappropriate hours, waking up when he smells weed, drinking gin and punching girls.
Quote: "Who the fuck ate my Wheat Thins!!!"
Picketts are not to be trifled with. And don't even think about eating their fucking Wheat Thins.
Name:Ceej Engine AKA C.J.
Duties: finding the ragers, bad ideas, Polythythms
Quote: "get the fuck out of my room"
i mean she was really hot...
There are more Dudes that Punch Dudes, but we only had time for these fuckers.
Get with it. Burn stuff down this summer.
Fuck your plans for June 5th. There cant be anything more worth your time than drinkin some beers, smokin some weed, and watching Loma Prieta, Adobe Homes, and Pickett play some exceptionally great music at the all infamous Taylair with, who other than the members of DPD. Kick off your summer 09 with a kick ass time. See some great bands and dont forget to fuck your plans!
-June 5th @ the Taylair-
Loma Prieta-Adobe Homes-Pickett
TAKE SOME SHOTS, PUNCH SOME DUDES :)
-Furious Smyles of DPD
Saturday, May 9, 2009
They seriously used to tie ribbons around the neck of "Best Select" back in the day. How fuckin awesome is that shit. Anyhow, that's how ya get the "Blue Ribbon" part of PBR. In 1893, it was awarded a medal at the World Columbian Expo. There's a bunch of beef about what kinda medal they won. I say thats bullshit. Give em the gold. It was fucking 1893. Get over it.
The company fuckin rules, tambien. They are proud sponsers of a blind fraternity that stole the initals PBR, All Things Considered on NPR, and this dude. And now that you know, please go out and buy 30 of these wonderfully festive looking cans and call us.
Oh ya, as soon as we fine Coffee and Resin's camera, we'll put up all kinds of pictures of us acting dumb as fuck.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
so tonight ruled, and it shall soon rule again.
We have successfully overused the word "rule" and "dude". This blog is gonna rule, dude.
-Ceej Engine, Nipple Grinder, da 'nanner grabber, AssJoose
*- Dillon is a bitch.
This blog was created to inform its readers of various shows, upcoming events, PARTIES and mostly all of the cool shit DPD will be doing over the course of summer 09. Please check back in to see new updates and feel free to tell everyone you know.
-Furious Myles of DPD