This is City Councilor Don Harris from District 9 of Albuquerque. District 9 is roughly East of Eubank and South of Menaul and Indian School. If you live there, let me tell you how sorry I am that you get to be represented by this moron. According to this weeks edition of The Alibi's Council Bite, Don here doesn't believe in Climate Change or Global Warming.
What the fuck? Mother fucker, it's two thousand-fucking-nine. Maybe you could get away with that shit in 1993, or even 2004, but when EVERY SCIENTIST AND EVERYONE WITH A WORKING CEREBRAL CORTEX has figured out that that human activity is affecting the Earth's climate. Fuck, dude, Richard Nixon even signed environmental legislation and that guy was waaaaaay more of an asshole than I think you are.
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change and the Environmental Protection Agency have both acknowledged that Global Warming is real. Only Sarah Palin and ex-Entertainment Tonight hosts still try to say that it is make believe. You don't want to be compared to Sarah Palin, do you? How fucking far in the past is our dear City Councilor? I hope he's also not one of those fuckers that thinks the Earth is 6,000 years old and that dinosaur bones were only put on Earth to test our faith.
So, Don, I think its time you get with the fucking program. Albuquerque is in a good spot to really get on the front lines of this whole Green Economy. We got a metric shit ton of sun, wind and federal laboratories in this state. If you fuck this up for all of us, we won't just be a high desert anymore. We'll be a vast wasteland that only Mel Gibson and his band of under dressed child minions will be able to traverse. Quit being an idiot, and make my town more energy efficient.
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CJ
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