Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The Last Vegan Wednesday @ Christines'.......

that's just the way it goes... i hope she gets a new place that we can continue to do things like this. also, if you're reading this and have a place to invite a bunch of drunx you should step up to the plate and learn how to cook and have fun. well, in memorial in this night i'm going to get piss drunk with some good friends and have some great laughs. the realness!


p.s. christine, i haven't forgotten to finish your tattoo.

Sunday, May 24, 2009


fuck that! not to say that it's not funny or anything, kicking the shit out of circular objects is great, however, if you want to kick a ball get one less bouncy, and size 5. if haven't got yet i'm talking about futbol. it's great, and we all realized that we smoke too much... and drink too much... or not enough. i digress: to get to the point D.P.D didn't do to well this game. it was a tied game (2-2) and ceej engine comes running in to make the winning goal then stone wall myles blocks it with is finger tips! what bull shit. if he had made that he would have ripped all our shirts off, oh well.

oh, so we're also going to start a drunk punk soccer league for random nights and sundays. find us and play.


Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Meet the Dudes who Punch Dudes!

If you don't know, now ya know


Name: Resin and Coffee aka Armani
Duties: Making pots of coffee, working at Cliffs, scraping the shit out of every pipe
Quote: "If we get pulled over, I'm 12 and this thing is full of MicroMachines"
Armani is looked up to by all DuDads


Name: AssJoose aka AJ
Duties: Being pretentious, stick and poke tattoos, waking up drunk
Quote: "I WIN!"
AJ punches dudes and asks no quarter in return.


Name: Rom-err-oh aka Chris
Duties: Extreme Bocce Ball, Waking up at 1 in the afternoon, Buying weed with checks
Quote: "Ya caught me."
Chris Rom-err-oh's come from a strong family of party dudes. They are known to not fuck around.


Name: Furious sMyles aka Myles
Duties: Finding weed, down to do anything, getting sloshed and drumming
Quote: "I don't give a fuck."
Myles comes from the Westside. Don't let that fool ya.

Name: Pickett. The steamed one.
Duties: Showing up at inappropriate hours, waking up when he smells weed, drinking gin and punching girls.
Quote: "Who the fuck ate my Wheat Thins!!!"
Picketts are not to be trifled with. And don't even think about eating their fucking Wheat Thins.


Name:Ceej Engine AKA C.J.
Duties: finding the ragers, bad ideas, Polythythms
Quote: "get the fuck out of my room"
i mean she was really hot...

There are more Dudes that Punch Dudes, but we only had time for these fuckers.
Get with it. Burn stuff down this summer.

fuck your plans

To anyone who gives a shit about drunken punk rock shows:
Fuck your plans for June 5th. There cant be anything more worth your time than drinkin some beers, smokin some weed, and watching Loma Prieta, Adobe Homes, and Pickett play some exceptionally great music at the all infamous Taylair with, who other than the members of DPD. Kick off your summer 09 with a kick ass time. See some great bands and dont forget to fuck your plans!

-June 5th @ the Taylair-
Loma Prieta-Adobe Homes-Pickett


-Furious Smyles of DPD

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Heineken? Fuck that shit, PABST BLUE RIBBON!

Originally founded by Jacob Best in 1844 as Empire Brewery, the Pabst Brewing Company continues to this day to supply dudes with their essential cheep beer. Their signature beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon, was originally called "Best Select" when it was introduced in 1875. Since then, countless beers have been shotgunned and dumb decisions have just gone off the hook.

They seriously used to tie ribbons around the neck of "Best Select" back in the day. How fuckin awesome is that shit. Anyhow, that's how ya get the "Blue Ribbon" part of PBR. In 1893, it was awarded a medal at the World Columbian Expo. There's a bunch of beef about what kinda medal they won. I say thats bullshit. Give em the gold. It was fucking 1893. Get over it.

The company fuckin rules, tambien. They are proud sponsers of a blind fraternity that stole the initals PBR, All Things Considered on NPR, and this dude. And now that you know, please go out and buy 30 of these wonderfully festive looking cans and call us.

Oh ya, as soon as we fine Coffee and Resin's camera, we'll put up all kinds of pictures of us acting dumb as fuck.

-Ceej Engine

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I'm Fucking Sleepy, Asshole!

Tonight, 2 dudes and 1 cup went to rage at Christine's Vegan Wednesday. Dillon got some pussy (kitty*) and chuckles were had all around. Vegan tacos and mad beers happened. We met our rival gang, DUDES WRECKEN DUDES. A huge bunch of assholes. It's time for a good ole fashion knife fight.

so tonight ruled, and it shall soon rule again.

We have successfully overused the word "rule" and "dude". This blog is gonna rule, dude.

-Ceej Engine, Nipple Grinder, da 'nanner grabber, AssJoose

*- Dillon is a bitch.
Welcome to the official blogspot of Dudes Punching Dudes!

This blog was created to inform its readers of various shows, upcoming events, PARTIES and mostly all of the cool shit DPD will be doing over the course of summer 09. Please check back in to see new updates and feel free to tell everyone you know.

-Furious Myles of DPD

The official summer blog of DPD

Since my friends and I are ridiculous assholes, we started a summer blog to tell you all about the stupid shit we did without you. Read up, bitches.