Originally founded by Jacob Best in 1844 as Empire Brewery, the Pabst Brewing Company continues to this day to supply dudes with their essential cheep beer. Their signature beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon, was originally called "Best Select" when it was introduced in 1875. Since then, countless beers have been shotgunned and dumb decisions have just gone off the hook.
They seriously used to tie ribbons around the neck of "Best Select" back in the day. How fuckin awesome is that shit. Anyhow, that's how ya get the "Blue Ribbon" part of PBR. In 1893, it was awarded a medal at the World Columbian Expo. There's a bunch of beef about what kinda medal they won. I say thats bullshit. Give em the gold. It was fucking 1893. Get over it.
The company fuckin rules, tambien. They are proud sponsers of a blind fraternity that stole the initals PBR, All Things Considered on NPR, and this dude. And now that you know, please go out and buy 30 of these wonderfully festive looking cans and call us.
Oh ya, as soon as we fine Coffee and Resin's camera, we'll put up all kinds of pictures of us acting dumb as fuck.
-Ceej Engine
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