Meet the Dudes who Punch Dudes!

If you don't know, now ya know

Name: Resin and Coffee aka Armani
Duties: Making pots of coffee, working at Cliffs, scraping the shit out of every pipe
Quote: "If we get pulled over, I'm 12 and this thing is full of MicroMachines"
Armani is looked up to by all DuDads

Name: AssJoose aka AJ
Duties: Being pretentious, stick and poke tattoos, waking up drunk
Quote: "I WIN!"
AJ punches dudes and asks no quarter in return.

Name: Rom-err-oh aka Chris
Duties: Extreme Bocce Ball, Waking up at 1 in the afternoon, Buying weed with checks
Quote: "Ya caught me."
Chris Rom-err-oh's come from a strong family of party dudes. They are known to not fuck around.

Name: Furious sMyles aka Myles
Duties: Finding weed, down to do anything, getting sloshed and drumming
Quote: "I don't give a fuck."
Myles comes from the Westside. Don't let that fool ya.

Name: Pickett. The steamed one.
Duties: Showing up at inappropriate hours, waking up when he smells weed, drinking gin and punching girls.
Quote: "Who the fuck ate my Wheat Thins!!!"
Picketts are not to be trifled with. And don't even think about eating their fucking Wheat Thins.

Name:Ceej Engine AKA C.J.
Duties: finding the ragers, bad ideas, Polythythms
Quote: "get the fuck out of my room"
i mean she was really hot...


There are more Dudes that Punch Dudes, but we only had time for these fuckers.
Get with it. Burn stuff down this summer.